BE BOLDLY YOU

Dare To Believe In The Power Of Your Story.

We’re in the business of unleashing scores of purpose-driven brands. If you’re obsessed with being boldly you and using your awesomeness to deliver meaningful, engaging, and inclusive brand experiences for all, then you’re in the right place.

BE THE BOMB

What We Do

We rock the Casbah. We spin you right round, baby … Right. Round. We dare you to believe. And, we do it using our signature brand development process, The BOM: Brand Originality Mojo. Oh, and we don’t mind telling you that our secret sauce??? Yeah … it’s YOU.  

We help you define clarity around who you are, what you do, who you serve, what you stand for, and where your brand is headed for the future — so you can rock on with your bad self and step into your greatness already.  

We wake up the heart of your brand. Help you find the right voice to share the right story. Help you attract the right people with the right offers. Cuz we’re good like that.

Brand Personality Development

We help you figure out exactly who you are and what you stand for so you can find the right voice and share the right story … consistently.

Brand Identity Development

We rock out killer designs to tell a visual story that reflects your brand personality.

Ideal Client Discovery

We help you attract the right people by first helping you identify who the heck you should be talking to in the first place, what they need, and how you can help them.

Strategic Brand Offer Development

We help you build strategic brand offers that your ideal client actually needs and wants … no random spaghetti wall strategy here.

Brand Guidelines Development

We wake up the heart of your brand to help you stand confidently and consistently in your truth … either working with you or simply do them for you … cuz we’re cool like that.

ABOUT US

OMG Brand Story

Our brand consulting agency was designed specifically for people like you … entrepreneurs. We’re out here manifesting inclusive company cultures that see, value, and hear the people they care about — and we’re doing it by first daring entrepreneurs to believe in the power of their own story. We do that. Then, we watch magic happen. 

BELIEFS

What We Stand For

Of the many OMG-isms around here, one of our favorites is “How can you ask people to stand behind you if you don’t even know what you stand for?”

Knowing your core values. Your non-negotiables. Understanding the “how you roll” of who you are is a key component to building a strong brand.

These characteristics and attributes define how you run your business, what type of brand culture you cultivate, and what kind of people you attract. To be clear, here’s how we roll.

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Be Boldly You

Show up and show out. 

Relentless Resiliency

Never give up. ‘Nuff said.

Be Boldly You

Show up and show out. 

BELIEFS

What We Stand For

Of the many OMG-isms around here, one of our favorites is “How can you ask people to stand behind you if you don’t even know what you stand for?”

Knowing your core values. Your non-negotiables. Understanding the “how you roll” of who you are is a key component to building a strong brand.

These characteristics and attributes define how you run your business, what type of brand culture you cultivate, and what kind of people you attract. To be clear, here’s how we roll.

Cassettes

Relentless Resiliency

Never give up. ‘Nuff said.

Play With Fierce Creativity

Have fun being awesome. 

Protect The Brand

Be intentional. 

The Human Element

Be human.

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OUR TEAM

Player Select

Anytime you want to win the game, you have to select your players wisely. We are no different at OMG Brand Story. Ready Player One … or Two.

Around here, every player counts. And each of us contributes in our own unique way. Also, if you thought the parrot and two cats were just mascots, you are sorely mistaken. They play a proper role. If you’re lucky, one or two of them may show up in a meeting or even chime in.

Pepito aka The Real Boss

Resident Parrot and Conference Call Crasher

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SKILLS

Eating Blueberries

5/5

Flying

5/5

Staying Quiet

1/5

Nipping at Bear

3/5

BIO

Opinionated. Confident and vocal. Obsessed with ringing bells and playing with cat toys. Lives in a very expensive house purchased for two unappreciative cats. Loves singing operatic tunes at high volume, especially during important meetings. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Family treasure for over 45 years. Very happy and laughs at punchlines. Favorite movie is Rio. Loves to cuddle and receive head scratches nightly before bedtime.

Cassandra aka Cass

Project Manager and Heartfelt Cheerleader

Cass staff photo

SKILLS

Exclamation Point Use

5/5

Folding Laundry

0/5

Organizing Genius

5/5

Walking on Flat Surfaces

2/5

BIO

Passionate, logical and creative professional extraordinaire! From So-Cal but a nomad at heart. Lover of the arts. Off the charts coolness level. Been a stagehand for Def Leopard and Bryan Adams. Obsessed with 80’s music and books … all the books. Did we mention books? Master of dad jokes. Helps women repair their relationships with food and fitness in her free time. Living the dream working with Team OMG and all our amazing clients!

Olivia aka OMG

CEO and Visionary Speed Talker

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SKILLS

Generating Ideas

5/5

Linear Conversations

1/5

Consuming Coffee

5/5

Finding Glasses

2/5

BIO

Lover of words. Savage level of unicorn-like badassery. Slayer of breakfast tacos. Fierce advocate of clients and obsessed with unleashing purpose-driven brands. Proud rep of Gen X. Healthy obsession with all things 80’s and 90’s, especially Karate Kid and now Cobra Kai. Vivid dreamer. Visionary leader with a kick ass team. Passionate about standing up for what you believe in. Dares you to believe in the power of your story. History maker.

Crazy aka Little Hellcat

Seat Warmer and Occasional Emailer

Crazy staff photo

SKILLS

Causing Havoc

5/5

Loves OMG

1/5

Obsessed with Bear

5/5

Side-eye

5/5

BIO

Sneaky and likes no one but Bear. Has been known to climb curtains, hide in plain sight, and email people via unattended and open laptops. Originally named Play. After weeks of everyone screaming, “you crazy cat,” at her antics, her name was changed to match her personality. Loves to cuddle with Bear. Will immediately bathe if touched by OMG. Loves tuna. Expert parkour player. Owns the stare down game. Enjoys lounging on bookshelves.

Mousey aka Mr. Secretary

Office Task Keeper and Mama’s Boy

Mousey staff photo

SKILLS

Tattle-tell on Crazy

5/5

Messy Drinking

5/5

Waiting for Food

2/5

Keeping OMG Company

5/5

BIO

Mini black panther with a heart of gold. Can do no wrong. Fifteen pounds of love and sweetness. Is Pepito’s best friend. Frequently gets beat up by his nine-pound sister. Never hits back but loves to pretend he will. Does not enjoy long cuddles unless he initiates. Extremely vocal when it’s time to play. Snores loudly. Encourages OMG to stay in her office to get work done and frequently guides her back into the office when she gets distracted. Can be found anywhere OMG can be found. 

Roque aka Bear

Office Lead and Class Clown

Rocky staff photo

SKILLS

List Slaying

5/5

Pepito Wrangling

2/5

Staying Organized

4/5

Foodie Adventurer

4/5

BIO

Hard-working. Fun-loving. Digs all things to do with food and has perfected the art of breakfast making. Loves working with Team OMG and making sure our clients are happy and more than satisfied with everything we do for them. Warning: Hangry Bear or Sleepy Bear is a system malfunction that only happens when morning coffee, snacks, and at least nine hours of sleep have not occurred.  

I AM GROOT aka No, no, no!

West Coast Office Assistant and Professional Cuddler

Groot staff photo

SKILLS

Fetching Balls

2/5

Being a Good Boy

5/5

Sleeping on the Job

4/5

Destroying Toys

5/5

BIO

I am Groot! The handsomest West Coast office assistant Team OMG could ask for! Excellent break taker. Will notify you of needing to go on breaks with a snoot boop. Dropped your food? No need to clean it up! I will clean up for you. No crumbs left behind. Best chaser of pesky disturbances. Bi-lingual in bark and tail-wagging. Will mesmerize you with my two differently colored eyes. Lottery winner of the gene pool. Corgi, Husky, German Shepherd superpup.

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OUR CLIENTS

Testimonials

Pepito the parrot

THIS IS THE WAY

Work With Us

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The BOM Ideal
Client Workshop

Find out WHO this elusive being is and
how to build offers that serve them well.
Let’s rock it out together.  

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The ABC2OMG Brand
Development Experience

Go from ABC2OMG with the ULTIMATE
Brand Development Experience.
Coming Soon.

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The BOM Brand Story
Workshop

Need a brand story but can’t figure it out?
We got you.
We’ll build that bad boy with you.

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The BOM Brand
Guidelines Intensive

My dream biz needs a crash course
in how we should look, feel, and sound — and
I want you all to pull it all together, Team OMG!

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The BOM Brand Offer
Strategy Session

Let’s strategize to create the
right offers that speak to your
Ideal Client Personality.

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The BOM
VIP Program

Ready to blaze trails with ongoing
strategic work and targeted goals?
We’ll build that bad boy with you.

CONTACT

Hit Us Up!

We’d love to hear from you. Got questions about how to work with us? Want to know more about our upcoming workshops or how to become a VIP with OMG??? Well, come on, then! 

Fill out the form below, and we’ll hook you up with the best possible answers.

Be Boldly You

We believe everyone — and every business — was created with purpose, and to live fully in that purpose, one must step out of fear and step into their own greatness — one must embrace their authentic self boldly.

Relentless Resiliency

We believe in you.

But, we cannot believe in you more than you believe in yourself. So, as the song goes, “Don’t stop believin’!” Never ever give up. Being an entrepreneur isn’t an easy road, and you may get knocked around a bit. But, Rocky Balboa was right – it’s not about how many times you get knocked down. It’s about how many times you get back up. We’re in your corner. So, get up. The world is waiting on you, champ.

Play With Fierce Creativity

Transforming brands into authentic versions of their best selves isn’t a cookie-cutter process. One-size-fits-all is not available in this supercenter of awesomeness.

We play freely to access every creative possibility – all while having a good time.

Protect The Brand

Changing the world for the better requires that we act with intention and integrity.

We may be playful, but we don’t play when it comes to protecting your brand. We are warrior spirits who fight beside you, helping you develop solid branding foundations from which your business can build, survive, and thrive – sustainably.

The Human Element

We believe all successful brands are relatable and carry a single common thread: The Human Element.

We embrace humanity, in all its beautiful forms, and work to create engaging, inclusive, and meaningful brand experiences for all.

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